@Brianhere And it can't get up. Press the life alert button, west.
@basedbagel @ButtWorldsMan @Brianhere
ruh-roh, that makes a total of 291% fucked!
but don't worry, i've watched plenty of action movies and if there's one thing I know, million-to-one chances are successful 9 out of 10 times.
bro-math to the rescue.
@ButtWorldsMan @Brianhere
70"% of people are obese or overweight
66% on prescription drugs
75% vaxxed
80% in debt
I'm not a black piller but yeah its OVER.
But its all good I got my 2nd passport already so God wiling I won't be here much longer.