Rabbi Mike Israetel (犹太人) @[email protected]
Likes: steroids, Zionism, men.
Dislikes: antisemitism, academic standards, natties.
Joined Jul 2026
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Meet the slopostrophe (’). It's like an apostrophe ('), but it's at a 45 degree angle, and slightly curved. If you see in this in a comment, that comment was written using an LLM.
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Good natty bodybuilding channel. I don't bodybuild but it overlaps my interests because he values flexibility and mobility, unlike most bodybuilders. https://www.youtube.com/@atlaspowershrugged
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Thank you, GOP Congressman Thomas Massie of Kentucky, for courageously drafting and presenting Tuesday in Congress eight Articles of Impeachment which demonstrated that Secretary Hegseth has pursued war, death and destruction at his own instance.
He has, in the name of the United States, illegally swept aside the Constitution and U.S. laws to carry out murderous actions which are totally illegal.
Can someone explain to me this big black security guy meta? Is it that they're intimidating, but not too intimidating?
If I needed security, I'd post an ad on the bulletin board of the local judo gym, not go looking for the Pillsbury boy in the hood.
I don't care that Sneako's a grifter and Jiang is a propagandist. It's quality content!
Sneako and Jiang in NYC, full episode. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhACQweeTE0
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@shortstories @sj_zero “the federal deficit has increased because of jews”
basically this has been the same headline for the last 60 years
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> 
So I’m not washing my hair anymore.
> You’re not allowed to say that. Watch how angry people get.
> I looked at my shampoo yesterday. Really looked at it. “Dead sea minerals.”
> Interesting.
> So I’m standing naked in my own bathroom and somehow Israel is involved? How did that happen? I wanted clean hair, I didn’t want a strategic partnership!
> And the instructions? “Lather. Rinse. Repeat.”
> Repeat? For how long? What’s the exit strategy? Nobody can tell you. You’re just supposed to keep doing it forever!
> Then my wife says, “Tucker please. You smell.”
> I love my wife. Wonderful woman. But notice she didn’t address a single word of my questions? She went straight for the personal attack. That’s what they do when they’re losing.
> Look, I’m not against washing hair. I’m against mandatory American participation in washing hair.
> If Netanhayhu wants these minerals on my head so badly, he can come over here and explain why.
> Until then, the oils stay.
So I’m not washing my hair anymore.> You’re not allowed to say that. Watch how angry people get.
> I looked at my shampoo yesterday. Really looked at it. “Dead sea minerals.”
> Interesting.
> So I’m standing naked in my own bathroom and somehow Israel is involved? How did that happen? I wanted clean hair, I didn’t want a strategic partnership!
> And the instructions? “Lather. Rinse. Repeat.”
> Repeat? For how long? What’s the exit strategy? Nobody can tell you. You’re just supposed to keep doing it forever!
> Then my wife says, “Tucker please. You smell.”
> I love my wife. Wonderful woman. But notice she didn’t address a single word of my questions? She went straight for the personal attack. That’s what they do when they’re losing.
> Look, I’m not against washing hair. I’m against mandatory American participation in washing hair.
> If Netanhayhu wants these minerals on my head so badly, he can come over here and explain why.
> Until then, the oils stay.
Rabbi Mike Israetel (犹太人)
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Repoasting from a few days ago. Mea culpa, I don't remember who originally shared it.
Likes: steroids, Zionism, men.
Dislikes: antisemitism, academic standards, natties.
Joined Jul 2026
