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I have had a sore throat for nearly a week. It could be COVID, who cares? Anyway, I bought some "Throat Coat" tea from Walmart that is made with licorice root and slippery elm, and I recommend it.

It doesn't taste bad at all. It tastes a bit like black licorice and the finish reminds me of a breakfast pastry like a muffin or something. Imagine a black licorice muffin in tea form, and that's what it tastes like.

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@Tfmonkey "Fix that suck tube and get it lubed up with this here throat coat, so you can go back to being the throat goat."

@ButtWorldsMan I don't think that kind of marketing would fit their wholesome brand image, but I like the enthusiasm.

@Tfmonkey And yet for some reason this product is found at every single truck stop. Lot of throat coaters around those parts.

@ButtWorldsMan it's like how they sell vibrators as "personal massagers" and they show a picture of a woman using it on her neck or something, when everyone knows what it's REALLY for.

@Tfmonkey Is meat, dairy and eggs that destroy human throats.

@Tfmonkey "throat coat" eh? I know something else that can cost you throat that's good for curing sore throats....

@VooDooMedic @Tfmonkey You're late by a full day.

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@Tfmonkey Throat coat sounds like cumming while she deep throats.

@blitzdriver would I, could I, coat your throat on a moat? Would I, could I, you coat your throat on a boat?

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