@zebuceta @ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave @Tfmonkey
have you thought about fucking celestina a little bit more often? that always get me sweating, sex is a great work out
obviously keep a good diet
@37712 @zebuceta @ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave I'm actually in pretty good shape and just sharing some tips as I learn to optimize my health. I'm not morbidly obese with two china like my co-hosts.
@Tfmonkey @37712 @zebuceta @ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave I don't shop at the big and tall store.
@mrhorsetwat @37712 @zebuceta @ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave Of course not, we know you shoplift. You're eastern european.
@Tfmonkey @37712 @zebuceta @ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave The only thing I shoplifted by accident was burgers from waitrose.
@ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey @37712 @zebuceta @Mike_Microwave Nah. Im eastern european professional. I finessed the burger without anyone noticing.
@mrhorsetwat @Tfmonkey @37712 @zebuceta @Mike_Microwave The moldovan horsepussy is so fat when he heard about the devious licks trend and looked into it he was sad none of it involved licking calories off of edible lard.
@mrhorsetwat @Tfmonkey @zebuceta @ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave
how the fuck do you accidentally shoplift a burger lol
@37712 @Tfmonkey @zebuceta @ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave Non-weighted self-checkout. I was buying 7 and paid for 6.
@Stahesh @Tfmonkey @37712 @zebuceta @ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave It saved money.
@mrhorsetwat @Tfmonkey @37712 @zebuceta @Mike_Microwave
>accidentally
"I didn't know I couldn't shove the display burgers into my face, your honor."