@Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic @ButtWorldsMan Never buy anything Razer, my keyboard's software became as useful as the Biden administration. Do you have any recommendations for a full sized keyboard? I need to buy one, and I want some opinions.
@Scubbie @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic @ButtWorldsMan Dont forget tiping with 2 fingers.
@mrhorsetwat @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic @ButtWorldsMan I can’t remember the last time your mom only took two fingers
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@Scubbie @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic @ButtWorldsMan Why do you think Im called Horsetwat?
@ButtWorldsMan @Scubbie @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic I couldn't come up with a better origin story myself. I applaud you.
@mrhorsetwat @Scubbie @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic Because you're a brony who couldn't stand jerking it to cartoons anymore and decided he needed the real thing. The horse you raped to fulfill this fantasy didn't even feel anything inside it. However, as soon as you were done you were beset by a stallion, who immediately mounted the object of your desire as you ran, and made her neigh in a way you never could.
That's why he calls himself mr horsetwat.