@Mike_Microwave Mikey has a new flag. Wear it well during your travels.
@Mike_Microwave I'm gonna need you to calm down a little bit.
@Mike_Microwave he doesn't like all the questions on dating apps
@ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave I would ask what is the lunch allowance.
@ButtWorldsMan it oddly has a spanish vibe. I guess I known where I’m going next :D
@ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave - Well, that *is* pretty spicy! And here I thought I was extreme... damn, son. 
@ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave what music is this?
@37712 @ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave it's hockey music you dumb spic
@ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave ok now show us the pile of shoes
@ButtWorldsMan @Mike_Microwave Like nearly every report coming out of this war, I'd like to see some evidence.
@Mike_Microwave here's Mikey during a job interview