@Tfmonkey it's just what it's like being born in a cyberpunk universe. Celestina is apparently your rich mom able to afford the most stylish ware.
@Tfmonkey My bargains are hard. My words are butt.
@Tfmonkey isn't the point to get to the news? You've done solo before.
@Tfmonkey Maybe you can do the show without banter. Ezpz quick n cheezy
@MrpoopyButhole Just one simple shitpost and the autism reveals itself. It's beautiful.
@mrhorsetwat @Tfmonkey one day TFM will pass by a black kid in the hands of a single mom and hear "da da."
The backstory to why @Mike_Microwave became Michelle. White women? Never again.
@Tfmonkey You: what are you going to invest in? Tech stocks?
Hedge funds:
@Scubbie @mrhorsetwat also, wrong reply. The correct response is "I'm going to do 5k calories worth of fuckin first."
@Scubbie @mrhorsetwat imagine stealing yo mama jokes from a website instead of coming up with your own.
@Scubbie @mrhorsetwat Careful, you can't leave her house without 5 thousand calories of food being shoved in your mouth.
Joined May 2023
