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@mrhorsetwat @Scubbie @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic Because you're a brony who couldn't stand jerking it to cartoons anymore and decided he needed the real thing. The horse you raped to fulfill this fantasy didn't even feel anything inside it. However, as soon as you were done you were beset by a stallion, who immediately mounted the object of your desire as you ran, and made her neigh in a way you never could.

That's why he calls himself mr horsetwat.

@Tfmonkey @MrpoopyButhole Jeff is a stunning transwoman. Gammon's assistant should hang this one up behind him.

@mrhorsetwat @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic I'll tell you my exact keyboard when I get home. If you don't like mechanical keyboards, then I won't post anything.

Razer is a gaymer faggot brand. It's overpriced faggotry. It's like gamer chairs, but for accessories. Trash.

@zebuceta @Mike_Microwave @Stahesh @MrpoopyButhole The black absent father stereotype exists for a reason.

@zebuceta @Mike_Microwave @Stahesh @MrpoopyButhole the black father who disappeared like a ninja because his nigger skin is natural nocturnal camouflage?

Jessica Firger needs to shut her stupid cunt face. Probably has no tits. No milk. Jealous of her superiors.

@Tfmonkey it's the government laughing at you, making all your fundamental based predictions wrong.

@Tfmonkey I wrote a mean caption for you but decided I'd scratch it and let you caption this instead.

@MrpoopyButhole @zebuceta the difference is that dogs learn to behave.

@zebuceta @MrpoopyButhole I would unironically support the death penalty for that nigger by the hands of those vigilantes.

My rationale is simple: the fact that he's willing to brazenly steal in the daylight with people around shows there's no disincentive to behave this way. His execution would be a message to would-be thieves that there will be consequences for being an openly thieving nigger. Encourage burglars to go back to the good old days of trying to steal without being caught.

@MrpoopyButhole That's how I know you're not a real schizo. A schizo would've said, "Why yes, I am the suit joker wears. How did you know?"

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Merovingian Club

A club for red-pilled exiles.