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@Zeb this goes hard if you imagine the bear as a traumatized dog in need of a friend and the man as someone who understands the pain.

@Tfmonkey i am kneeling on george floyd's neck, yet he hasn't died of overdose yet. Checkmate, atheists.

Breaking news: Lizzo impersonator attempts to eat the other white meat

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@Mongoliaboo holy shit yea just suck the color out of it and you have the average infomercial dramatization scene.

"Tired of peeling banana skins all day just to make yourself slightly fatter? Try our patent pending Banana Wizard™ to open up that delicious stiffy up in a jiffy.

(They're selling a domesticated chimp)

This video is so much funnier to me than it should be because I then imagine apes as more technologically advanced because their civilization has uncovered the guarded secrets of the mysterious artifact known as "banana."

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Merovingian Club

A club for red-pilled exiles.