Michelle_the_Rapist_Microwave @[email protected]

@ButtWorldsMan they really do look like thwomp

@Shlomo Happy jewbecue Sunday!

@ButtWorldsMan xenomorph in the next game

@Zeb @Tfmonkey If she has a set of stairs I can push her down, then I'm in

@Tfmonkey Great, now I'm going to venture outside tomorrow night and I just know I'm going to get entrapped by a single mom and end up on the hook for child support payments. I hope you're happy

@mackya
> “ the niggers that live near me”
I’m so sorry to hear that

@Tfmonkey if I can’t dress my waifu as a nazi then I don’t wanna shop at this store

@Shlomo my whole escape plan depended on them remaining open… fuck

@blitzdriver @Tfmonkey that’s the beauty of nature, it doesn’t care even an ounce about your feelings

@Tfmonkey too late, I already sent the nudes you asked for

@Shlomo They must have figured out the "hot IDF girls" in all those photoshoots weren't real jews

@Charles_in_Charge @PinochetsCommieCopter And that is what we call the "nigger tax"

@Justicar @Tfmonkey
Halsey: “If Russia had these weapons then they would have already used them”
Also Halsey: “The US has these weapons, they’re just not using them”

@Justicar @Tfmonkey
>Russia is raping a NATO equipped and trained army
>Halsey: NO, NO, NO! RUSSIA IS WEAK!!!

@CleverMoniker @Shlomo This. Also, what moron announces he’s going to assassinate someone before he assignors said someone

@sardonicsmile what the fuck are you on about? People hate Indians because they COME HERE with their filthy habits. Who gives a shit what they do on their subcontinent as long as they keep it there

Come on, Englishman. I’s time to sacrifice your life again so nigger muslims can rape your children

@ButtWorldsMan nooo sirs! Roads for pooping not pee peeing!

@Shlomo but nigger killing is two words