Breaking news exclusively on the Merovingian Asshole Network (MAN). The story is developing. Musk is stirring the pot. He is currently stirring a lot of shit on this sunny Saturday afternoon.
The MAN will continue to be on the case.
MAN update: At this point, the only way Alex Jones doesn't get back on Xwitter is if the election is rigged, or Musk pulls an excuse out of his ass about how a 3rd party (because the blame has to fall elsewhere) is making it difficult to comply with the will of the people.
Both are low probability, so I consider Alex Jones effectively reinstated to Xwitter dot com. Honestly should just bring his account back the minute that poll ends.
MAN will be here to report the poll results in 9 hrs.
All right, Musk. Cut the fucking theatrics. Do the thing. Break the conditioning. Stop delaying.
🚨 BREAKING M.A.N. NEWS ALERT 🚨
The @ RealAlexJones account has been restored on Xwitter dot com.
The account just retweeted Tate. In other news, professional faggots are big mad.
With the reinstatement of Alex Jones to Xwitter dot com, @Tfmonkey is now officially the last person left banned on that platform. Literally the last person. Literally.
He is now officially more oppressed than gamers and jews, in that order.
Your sacrifice will be remembered. Thank you for your service.
This has been buttworldsman with MAN news. Signing off.
@ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey The new world champion of being banned
