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Go up to Billy Eilish and tell her "Oh Billy! I want to nut in your pussy Billy!"

@VeganMGTOW they were left at a beach park near the bathroom in and old dingy beach town. there was no admin building to turn them in, so i just took them.

Hey, If I found a couple of locked iphones out in public (found them about a year ago), how can i unlock them, or reset the system so I can use the phones? I don't care about accessing the previous users information.

Evil Morty's Diatribe about the Central Finite Curve is actually about white people, isn't it?

@houseoftolstoy @basedbagel it was a brilliant show, i think part of it was to see if they could make a sci-fi show that is super high tech, yet uses only gibberish science. Also like the literature/writing nerd jargon and concepts they introduce on the show.

Its still kind of inconclusive whether ecigs cause cancer or not, there is some evidence that there is mutagenic effects via some TNFa pathway.

Just put any dudes name in front of a thots name, and you get a pro-athlete moniker.

@marlathetourist meeting a girl named "Ryan" fucking ruins my day, from that day forward, im always going to hear the girlieness in my Marine cousins name. Oh, Rye Rye! your so pretty.

@shortstories she does look like a spoiled little brat skater punk, like that Syd kid from Toy Story.

I bet this whole time, Taylor Swift has been going to pornhub and watching videos of herself to get ideas to what to do for Travis Kelce's dick. Why do pro athletes all have similar sounding names? Donnahoe, Kelcey, John Ashley, All have a certain ring to them that is uncannily similar. I think part of it is definitely "Girls name for surname" based.

@UncleIroh is this why i like the duck billed platypus look in girls? Who the fuck is this? Jewish Chihiro?

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Merovingian Club

A club for red-pilled exiles.