RegalBeagle
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so Maduro won with 51%? lmfao
cmon Americas let's update the script, too repetitive
cmon Americas let's update the script, too repetitive
RegalBeagle
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can i just have lower taxes
i dont care what nigger wants to call themselves king of shit mountain
i dont care what nigger wants to call themselves king of shit mountain
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@shortstories When the VAIDs kicks in, I'll bet the military will hold medication over soldiers' heads to get them to re-enlist. It's already that way if you get divorced while you're in.
@Justicar The Rambo series kicks off with homeless veteran abuse, by shitty cops no less. I'm slow. It took me a while to figure out that I had been lied to when I signed up. I try to talk people out of joining/re-enlisting, but the propaganda is thick
@casuist Needs a diaper change
All my Army buddies under E-4 are being advised by command on how to get foodstamps, yet we can shovel billions into Israel and Ukraine. Why 'defend' an empire that hates you?
@casuist Oy Vey! The Goyim are noticing!
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women are retarded and need to be treated as such
@professionalbigot69 If I cared, I may have noticed we moved on from apathy
@Justicar A talent hires A talent. B talent hires C talent. The death-spiral begins
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How come conservatives hate trans rights so much when the average neoconservative boomer has such a full belly and supple round breasts? Maybe dont show up looking like a fertility goddess in khakis and I'll take your argument seriously.
If conservatives love traditional marriage so much how come all the conservative women look like a dried up shamwow covered in clown makeup? Maybe dont show up looking like you dont pass.
If conservatives love traditional marriage so much how come all the conservative women look like a dried up shamwow covered in clown makeup? Maybe dont show up looking like you dont pass.
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Possibly the weirdest thing about agile is watching it slowly fall apart.
At first the scrum is 15 minutes standing, then sitting, then 30 minutes, and eventually it becomes indistinguishable from just another meeting on your calendar. You're doing demos in them, your planning outage resolution, you're explaining architecture. Its pretty wild.
At first you're working on the sprint, then managers pull you out for an outage once, then a deliverable, and finally your stories and tasks span 4 sprints and nobody cares anymore. You're just doing jira with a bunch of prescriptive steps.
At first the scrum is 15 minutes standing, then sitting, then 30 minutes, and eventually it becomes indistinguishable from just another meeting on your calendar. You're doing demos in them, your planning outage resolution, you're explaining architecture. Its pretty wild.
At first you're working on the sprint, then managers pull you out for an outage once, then a deliverable, and finally your stories and tasks span 4 sprints and nobody cares anymore. You're just doing jira with a bunch of prescriptive steps.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Joined Nov 2022
