@nice-joke If they smell good and aren't black, Joe Biden will take them off your hands
@AlphaKiloPapa @PNS As long as we increase the minimum safe distance so a chunk of blubber doesn't take out my Daewoo, sure
@RR There's no hero coming to save us; prepare accordingly
@PNS Need a bulldozer to push these beached whales back into the ocean where they belong
@shortstories When the VAIDs kicks in, I'll bet the military will hold medication over soldiers' heads to get them to re-enlist. It's already that way if you get divorced while you're in.
@casuist Needs a diaper change
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