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All my Army buddies under E-4 are being advised by command on how to get foodstamps, yet we can shovel billions into Israel and Ukraine. Why 'defend' an empire that hates you?
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women are retarded and need to be treated as such
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How come conservatives hate trans rights so much when the average neoconservative boomer has such a full belly and supple round breasts? Maybe dont show up looking like a fertility goddess in khakis and I'll take your argument seriously.
If conservatives love traditional marriage so much how come all the conservative women look like a dried up shamwow covered in clown makeup? Maybe dont show up looking like you dont pass.
If conservatives love traditional marriage so much how come all the conservative women look like a dried up shamwow covered in clown makeup? Maybe dont show up looking like you dont pass.
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Possibly the weirdest thing about agile is watching it slowly fall apart.
At first the scrum is 15 minutes standing, then sitting, then 30 minutes, and eventually it becomes indistinguishable from just another meeting on your calendar. You're doing demos in them, your planning outage resolution, you're explaining architecture. Its pretty wild.
At first you're working on the sprint, then managers pull you out for an outage once, then a deliverable, and finally your stories and tasks span 4 sprints and nobody cares anymore. You're just doing jira with a bunch of prescriptive steps.
At first the scrum is 15 minutes standing, then sitting, then 30 minutes, and eventually it becomes indistinguishable from just another meeting on your calendar. You're doing demos in them, your planning outage resolution, you're explaining architecture. Its pretty wild.
At first you're working on the sprint, then managers pull you out for an outage once, then a deliverable, and finally your stories and tasks span 4 sprints and nobody cares anymore. You're just doing jira with a bunch of prescriptive steps.
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they're ready... are you ready to die for Israel when trump calls on you?
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The competency crisis is everywhere and accelerating. It was happening before COVID, but that kicked into high gear. The west has lost the intellectual capacity to even maintain itself.
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Joined Nov 2022
