@rimugu Don't believe your lying eyes(!)
@runtimeterror It's appropriate that today is Mario Day, MAR10. Mario is known for crumbling fortresses. Bye bye, Koopalings.
@TwistedEagle The classic "silver or lead." Here we go.
@MelGibsonafter4Beers I didn't realize I had to make a list when I make fun of something.
@MelGibsonafter4Beers "In Nazi Germany they didn't like pedos. In Tennessee they don't like pedos."
Yeah, even Nazis and prison inmates know better than a Libtard. #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder
@sardonicsmile
The biggest reason these things fail, in my opinion, is related to what you said -- everyone thinks they're going to get first blood. You have to spend a huuuge amount of time getting used to receiving incoming hits, actually being hit, and being able to make something happen amidst it. And as you said, the BEST way to win is to avoid the fight altogether.
But I have used a light knee to the gut of a much larger opponent and made him react in a way that would receive a face-knee.
@Tfmonkey I like the fake telegraphed punch that is actually a kick to the groin while your fist pulls back. From there, the process is the same. Knee to the face while "helping" their head down. For flavor, add the thumbs into the eye sockets right after, which I hear you're a fan off too. *chef's kiss*
@TwistedEagle Wow, they BOTH text like retards.
@Shlomo Holy shit, this is gold. Thank you for sharing.
@ArdainianRight Gay op. Literally zero of the actual proud racists and zero of the anti-semites on my timeline have mentioned this aside from the meme of Shapiro being a retard. It's just a blatant, bold-faced lie that will get on TV screens for normies to believe they have to kill people to stop "hate."
@obihahn They can suck MYYYYYYYYY dick.
@DicusMaximus I rebuke it in the name of Revvy Innovations!
@DicusMaximus Don't ruin robussies for us!
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.