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@runtimeterror It's appropriate that today is Mario Day, MAR10. Mario is known for crumbling fortresses. Bye bye, Koopalings.

Target has all these fat mannequins displaying clothes for fat bitches . . . but all I see is fat bitches shopping, buying, and wearing from the human-sized section.

Maybe they should try the less subtle approach and just spray a mist in the fat section that smells like cupcakes.

@MelGibsonafter4Beers I didn't realize I had to make a list when I make fun of something.

@MelGibsonafter4Beers "In Nazi Germany they didn't like pedos. In Tennessee they don't like pedos."

Yeah, even Nazis and prison inmates know better than a Libtard.

@sardonicsmile
The biggest reason these things fail, in my opinion, is related to what you said -- everyone thinks they're going to get first blood. You have to spend a huuuge amount of time getting used to receiving incoming hits, actually being hit, and being able to make something happen amidst it. And as you said, the BEST way to win is to avoid the fight altogether.

But I have used a light knee to the gut of a much larger opponent and made him react in a way that would receive a face-knee.

Same type of person who likely believed that flu infections were cut to near-zero for one year -- while COVID was raging -- "because masks work."

@Tfmonkey I like the fake telegraphed punch that is actually a kick to the groin while your fist pulls back. From there, the process is the same. Knee to the face while "helping" their head down. For flavor, add the thumbs into the eye sockets right after, which I hear you're a fan off too. *chef's kiss*

Ronin Grey boosted
So TikTok introduced a filter which makes you look younger. It's breaking women and it's hilarious. There are more inn the thread.
twitter.com/memotv/status/1628762376697704449

@Shlomo Holy shit, this is gold. Thank you for sharing.

@ArdainianRight Gay op. Literally zero of the actual proud racists and zero of the anti-semites on my timeline have mentioned this aside from the meme of Shapiro being a retard. It's just a blatant, bold-faced lie that will get on TV screens for normies to believe they have to kill people to stop "hate."

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