@Shlomo They just canceled a rally or two.
He already is a candidate. They just haven't nominated him as their official guy yet. The Democrat National Convention isn't until August, a full month from now.
I hate how pussies have all decided to grow beards and get tattoos and drink their shit beer to mimic men.
@NotAWeeb "Just tell them he's sick." And they don't care how it looks because they're done with him, or at least done with trying to make him look good.
So the intern half-assed it and did the bare minimum.
@waltercool For the exact same reason the 2nd Amendment exists, too. For political uses against tyranny.
@Tfmonkey Thank you, sir.
@Tfmonkey @BowsacNoodle The sarcophagus opens up!!
@Tfmonkey This fellow right here. I like him and the snake.
@Tfmonkey Oh, that looks like metal wood?
@Tfmonkey @BowsacNoodle Who's the robot guy!
@Tfmonkey @BowsacNoodle Damn! There's a lich in here! And some rats and tiny skulls! (I'm only just now really able to sit down and look at it all carefully.) This is waaaay better bang for your buck than D&D.
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.