Gift to myself. Ceramic salt and pepper shakers representing Irene and Maya.
The girls got what they asked for; Irene got a Scottish recipe book (some of these really do look delicious) and Maya got ceramic snowmen which I let her choose where to place in my apartment, so she'll have influence and a presence in the physical world.
@marlathetourist Merry Christmas!
@Tfmonkey Wait, what about Horsetwat?
I just watched a new nigger do this just now to someone in the bathroom. Fucking ridiculous.
This generates a random Luther quote to insult you.
https://ergofabulous.org/luther/
He was ahead of his time.
I can tell when they keep trying to push the locked door into the restroom despite the initial block. "Delivery drivers."
I'm talking like 5, 6 attempts. They can't visualize a deadbolt in place, let alone a reason for why it would be in place (another person existing on the other side).
Nigger, I'm just trying to take a shit. If you want to share the room with me, ask why the company hires women. That's why we have to lock it despite having 2 urinals and 2 seats. One at a time.
I'm SHITTING!
@Tfmonkey Oh shit, is it anime themed?
@egirlyuumimain I have limited tools at the moment, but here is what I could make this morning.
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.