Reverse psychology worked on an indian at Amazon. She was lying when I kept calling, but when she thought she had me dead to her izzat, I submitted the reviews on her service I'd been saving up.
And wouldn't you know it -- she must have followed up with the driver to "make me look stupid" after what I wrote, and I found my delivery driver returned that same day to deliver my item yesterday, despite her original tale.
Or maybe she got bitched at.
Either way, my izzat is strong winner.
@Scubbie That's Shogun's avatar. He had one before which looked like Uncle Ruckus wearing Jubilee's costume from the 90's X-Men. I'm not sure why his body and skin and haircut and gender became what looks like Trinity from The Matrix, but I assume it's because he's a computer wiz like the Red Pill character from that movie series.
Gift to myself. Ceramic salt and pepper shakers representing Irene and Maya.
The girls got what they asked for; Irene got a Scottish recipe book (some of these really do look delicious) and Maya got ceramic snowmen which I let her choose where to place in my apartment, so she'll have influence and a presence in the physical world.
Who's that guy with the pink-haired waifu on his pfp? I don't remember and can't find him. Who's that in his profile pic?
@marlathetourist Merry Christmas!
Here's your Christmas card, fellas. It arrived just in time to place on your mantel! Merry Christmas Eve!
-Ronin🦝, Irene🦊, Maya🐻
"God became man to turn creatures into sons: not simply to produce better men of the old kind but to produce a new kind of man."
--C.S. Lewis
@Tfmonkey Wait, what about Horsetwat?
I just watched a new nigger do this just now to someone in the bathroom. Fucking ridiculous.
This generates a random Luther quote to insult you.
https://ergofabulous.org/luther/
He was ahead of his time.
I can tell when they keep trying to push the locked door into the restroom despite the initial block. "Delivery drivers."
I'm talking like 5, 6 attempts. They can't visualize a deadbolt in place, let alone a reason for why it would be in place (another person existing on the other side).
Nigger, I'm just trying to take a shit. If you want to share the room with me, ask why the company hires women. That's why we have to lock it despite having 2 urinals and 2 seats. One at a time.
I'm SHITTING!
@Tfmonkey Oh shit, is it anime themed?
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.
Joined Jul 2022
