Reverse psychology worked on an indian at Amazon. She was lying when I kept calling, but when she thought she had me dead to her izzat, I submitted the reviews on her service I'd been saving up.
And wouldn't you know it -- she must have followed up with the driver to "make me look stupid" after what I wrote, and I found my delivery driver returned that same day to deliver my item yesterday, despite her original tale.
Or maybe she got bitched at.
Either way, my izzat is strong winner.
Gift to myself. Ceramic salt and pepper shakers representing Irene and Maya.
The girls got what they asked for; Irene got a Scottish recipe book (some of these really do look delicious) and Maya got ceramic snowmen which I let her choose where to place in my apartment, so she'll have influence and a presence in the physical world.
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.