@Tfmonkey Merry Christmas you filthy animals. And a happy new year.
@ButtWorldsMan They said "anything helps" and a box of dildos and fleshlights falls under the category of "anything".
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"They told me to pick between a guaranteed $1,000, a free trip to a sex doll factory, 2 gallons of Baja Blast, or a mystery box.
"I picked the box. It's full of hopes and good luck (it's empty)."
@kaede_waifu @Tfmonkey Probably my favourite rendition of this meme yet
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