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Sex Toy Review: Bestvibe Slime Girl Mini Sex Doll Torso Pocket Pussy (Sponsored)

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Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/gIZ7opOXS-Q
LBRY (Odysee): https://open.lbry.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/sex-toy-review-bestvibe-slime-girl-mini:4
PeerTube: https://peertube.su/w/qUPG6tUUQpTrn5Wj71aDrJ

I will be joining LoveNestle for their anniversary stream and they'll be giving up sex dolls during the stream. Tune in!

https://www.lovenestle.com/live-stream/

The Morning Constitutional: July 17th, 2024

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Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2024-07-17-08-01-49:d
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Sex Toy Review: Tracy's Dog Hands Free Auto Stroking and Vibration Masturbator (Sponsored)

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LBRY (Odysee): https://open.lbry.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/sex-toy-review-tracy's-dog-hands-free:3
PeerTube: https://peertube.su/w/7b4vFEaG4BQMkMgd2CqCqm

The TFM Show: April 20th, 2024

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Bitchute: https://old.bitchute.com/video/4JFnUcGwLs98/
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2024-07-20-19-00-17:f
PeerTube: https://peertube.su/w/nxwcT5pGtkdqJLTtFsj2nE

Sex Toy Review: LoveNestle Rosie 40LB THICC Life Size Twerkable Doggie Style Doll Ass (Sponsored)

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Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/TsmXAgMcfRk
LBRY (Odysee): https://open.lbry.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/sex-toy-review-lovenestle-rosie-40lb:7
PeerTube: https://peertube.su/w/8LUeoJsPg2TMGz7rLpwhGC

Here is one more for a Dread Warrior (sub-boss) alternative converted from D&D: the Skull Knight.

Movement is only 4 due to low DEX and low speed.

Attack is 4 due to STR mod.

Defend is 1 due to DEX mod (min 1)

BP is 4 due to CON mod

MP is 2 due to INT/WIS/CHA mods

Spells are 3 dread random Dread Spells.

Combined "Life Exchange" and "Tainted Willow" into a single ability called "Vampiric Sword". Removed "Life Exchange" noob trap and just made the sword only equip-able by Undead.

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Here is how to convert from D&D to HeroQuest for quick snappy combat.

Movement is set to 10, which is standard for fodder enemies, and with a DEX of 15 is appropriate.

Attack is STR modifier, minimum 1. Since they get a -2 mod, their attack is 1, which is appropriate.

Defend is DEX mod or Armor (as appropriate. DEX mod is +2 so their defend dice pool is 2.

BP is CON mod, minimum 1, so 1.

MP is INT or WIS mod (whichever is higher) minimum 1.

Converted abilities below the stats.

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The Morning Constitutional: July 10th, 2024

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Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2024-07-10-08-03-29:a
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The Morning Constitutional: July 13th, 2024

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With the release of the Jungles of Delthrak expansion, Dread Cultists got a subtype (Blightweaver) and an additional spell (Creeping Grasp). I combined both types of cultist into a single spell list.

Also here are my modifiers for upgraded monsters. Roll 1D10 for random, or select appropriate modifiers.

They're broken up into prefixes and suffixes to be added before, after, or before AND after a monster.

Example: you can have an Elite Goblin (prefix only) or an Elite Goblin Champion (both).

The Morning Constitutional: July 3rd, 2024

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Sex Toy Review: LoveNestle Quinn 45lb Natural Big Boobs Silicone Sex Doll Torso (Sponsored)

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The TFM Show: July 6th, 2024

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I was listening to an Academic Agent stream about why the UK Reform party failed and he blames "the Eternal Boomer" who has a NIMBY (not in my back yard) attitude, but otherwise doesn't care about what happens to society.
https://youtu.be/IZs_Nl_EUUg?si=8tb8LKPa2lA3GwAk&t=806

The Boomers are overwhelmingly women at this point (male life expectancy being what it is).

The "eternal boomer" is just an old women who wants to be taken care of and is morally retarded. Women have NEVER given a shit about abstractions like "order".

They know they're the problem, and they're hoping you don't realize it as society collapses. . .

. . . then they'll blame you for not doing enough to stop it.

For those wondering what my HeroQuest setup looks like, here it is.

I use D10s from World of Darkness to track monster HP. I 3D printed the mini holders. you will also notice some 3D printed and Reaper Bones minis mixed into the monsters that come with the game.

I also have little poop emojis that I use for slimes. they're $10 on Amazon.

The Morning Constitutional: June 26th, 2024

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Bitchute: https://old.bitchute.com/video/OunOubmraW6q/
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2024-06-26-08-00-19:4
PeerTube: https://peertube.su/w/xAgV9d652gTCvj1vwaZy42