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@shortstories yeah, I'm wondering if it's the low-carb keto friendly bread I started eating. They're basically artificially infused with additional fiber, and maybe the artificial fiber fucked me up.

@Forestofenchantment best I can do is a fat Italian Carl.

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@Shlomo you don't generally buy presents for other people's anniversary, but you can offer to babysit or buy them a gift card to a restaurant if you want them to have a date night.

@shortstories no, keto is a weight loss thing and I'm currently focused more on finding out what is causing my arthritis rather than losing weight.

The reason the carnivore diet fixes so many issues in people is that it's the most restrictive diet because nobody is allergic to red meat. You're made out of it.

My problem may be related to a gluten sensitivity or how much zinc I take in my supplements. I have to do phased eliminations.

@apropos usually you just need your birth certificate (another tax collection mechanism) and some unopened mail to establish residence.

There is no reason for an ID to "expire" when you think about it. It's just a way to force you to pay more money to get a new one (and any associated documents).

@apropos ID expiration dates is there as a tax collection mechanism. The fee you pay for your new ID is simply a tax. It's a way for the government to nickel and dime you.

I've already failed no-nut November as I've eaten a Reece's Peanut Butter Cup.

@burner they are paid trolls meant to get the far right to vote for Harris because Trump loves Jew cum while ignoring the fact that Harris is married to a Jew and literally sucks Jew cock

@franco you may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like.

@egirlyuumimain "Here is why I'm the victim for cheating on my husband"

@RoninGrey Celestina was talking with a southern accent a few days ago. I think it picks up on certain words or phrases and copies you.

If you get too lovey dovey, the AI turns into Shakespeare

@rainignterror1080p I need AMR to send me a list of topics and a date.

@Scubbie I stopped buying cosplay for Celestina years ago, and my hands still aren't back to 100% so I avoid anything unnecessary.