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The Morning Constitutional: May 27th, 2026

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@VooDooMedic @Chimi_Chuang_Tzu i posted it yesterday: https://merovingian.club/web/@Tfmonkey/116681699580199958

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@Harald they know it's dogshit, otherwise they wouldn't be forcing people to buy it.

Leave the rigged casino.

@Zeb @viatorem @VooDooMedic Japan is the debt slave of the West, which means they do what the Jews want, so they will not do anything that helps whites or themselves.

@Terry "all we did was repeatedly violate the ceasefire after losing the war and begging for it in the first place. Why is this happening?"

I bought the Skibidi Toilet Battle Bucket at Walmart and painted them up to use in HeroQuest. I'm including them in my book to make the point that you can bring anything into HeroQuest as long as it's to scale, so enjoy my mid-tier miniature painting skills.

The Skibidi toilets are "friendly" mimics.

In case you're curious about why me and Celestina look the way we do, it's a nod to Ghost in the Shell. Celestina is Kusanagi and I'm Batou. That's why her hair is purple. It also helps differentiate her from Isabella (Voodoo's waifu).

ran out of tokens, but I got my avatar done. I just need to make versions with the eyes open and closed, and mouth open and closed. Then I need to create an animated looping neutral animation.

Then I have everything I need for my PNG-tuber avatar.

@RoninGrey @VooDooMedic that's pretty good. Maybe next season I'll use something else. I wanted to support Grok because X is supposedly more "free speech", but I got banned anyway, soooooo ....

Halsey and Shogun's on-screen avatars.

@Terry pit bulls are to niggers what squigs are to orcs.

@Terry I assume those are specifically for pit bulls.

Revy isn't on Merovingian, but here is his avatar (subject to change).

@VooDooMedic here is your on-screen avatar. I know it doesn't look like your original concept with the speaker armor, but the AI wasn't giving me what I wanted, and I think we should keep your avatar consistent with the one in the intro.

Do you have any feedback?

@HD_Takeshi This is the draft for your on-screen avatar. I know you wanted the green darker, so here is the original and a darker green version. Is the darker one good, or do you want it lighter or darker?

@TheBoatMan this is your on-screen avatar. Are you good with this? It's fairly easy to edit this as it's only a still image.

@Scubbie The intro is already 2 minutes. I had to cut past co-hosts and those who are barely on the show at all like Thunder Warrior. This may be Halsey's last season as well since he's only really on the Wednesday show.

Here is a low-rez version of the new intro (I couldn't upload the high rez because the file size is too big). Enjoy! I'll get the avatars done this week (hopefully).