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Version 2.0 with eye color correction and additional labels added. I think this will be the final version, but feel free to add your own.

here is the original one. I color corrected the merchant face and added more topical terms.

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I saw this meme and I improved it a bit. This is my contribution to the one struggle.

Celestina looks perfect. I look like a crackhead loony toon.

Nothing but anime girls on the timeline, so I guess Hezbollah cucked out and Globohomo wins. God dammit.

Once upon a time, a man felt he was entitled to the most desirable and highest-paying jobs, so he would lie on his resume in order to get interviews.

He always failed the interview and was never hired, but he refused to apply for a normal entry-level job because it was beneath him.

After a few years, nobody would even call him in for interviews anymore and he became bitter, blaming Capitalism and greedy business owners for his unemployment.

He faked an illness and went on disability. The End.

Should I review another sex toy today or take the day off? I haven't taken a day off in a while. Then again, is reviewing a sex toy even count as work when you think about it?

These are the real philosophical questions.

Smégol: "Wicked men; servants of Sauron. They are called to Mordor. The Dark One is gathering all armies to him. It won't be long now. It will soon be ready."

Sam: "Ready to do what?"

Sméagol: "To make His war. The last war that will cover all the world in shadow."

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