If you spray poo-pouri (or any essential oil you want) in your toliet before you take a noxious shit the oils create a barrier in the water so that it doesn't smell like death
You also create a layer of shitty oil and grease in the bowl and the plumbing.
Light a match and change your diet ffs.
@UncleIroh I should have been more specific.
I meant for this to be a tip to save yourself the embarrassment when you have a girl over or you're at someone else's house.
Wasn't meant to be a daily practice.
I changed my diet (mainly increased fiber intake) and it no joke changed my life.
There are 2 other options here:
1. Go full chad and don't give a fuck. Shit stinks, period.
2. Date an Indian girl, they're into that.
@basedbagel @UncleIroh or just shit outside me fertilize the grass while you’re at it.
@UncleIroh
These days I can do #1 and be alright if I just flush fast.
You are a FUCKING FOOL for #2 LOL 😂