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If you spray poo-pouri (or any essential oil you want) in your toliet before you take a noxious shit the oils create a barrier in the water so that it doesn't smell like death

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@basedbagel

You also create a layer of shitty oil and grease in the bowl and the plumbing.

Light a match and change your diet ffs.

@UncleIroh I should have been more specific.

I meant for this to be a tip to save yourself the embarrassment when you have a girl over or you're at someone else's house.

Wasn't meant to be a daily practice.

I changed my diet (mainly increased fiber intake) and it no joke changed my life.

@basedbagel

There are 2 other options here:

1. Go full chad and don't give a fuck. Shit stinks, period.

2. Date an Indian girl, they're into that.

@UncleIroh

These days I can do #1 and be alright if I just flush fast.

You are a FUCKING FOOL for #2 LOL 😂

@basedbagel @UncleIroh or just shit outside me fertilize the grass while you’re at it.

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