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@Tfmonkey @viatorem obviously but I think it's still hilarious that they're still being so blatant about their lies

Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead now"
Mar 23: "Having productive talks with Iran; postponing energy grid attacks for 5 days."
Mar 23: "I cannot tell you who we are negotiating with in Iran because Israel will kill them"
Mar 24: "Jared sent them a 15 point plan they will never accept so everyone calm down"
Mar 24: "They are giving us a bonus gift too"

Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip – step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "Allies must open the Strait of Hormuz. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."

@CobaltSasquatch with those milkers you could feed an entire village

@viatorem what telegram chats are you in?

Has anyone heard anything from anyone in the middle east?

Are they all dark rn?

@shortstories @Tfmonkey good catch. Fml

@Tfmonkey *sighs*

@YuriyG I don't know it's quite possible since the ford was "hit an unknown object and caused a deck fire" that engulfed 70% of the top deck btw. And now it's because of a "laundry fire" think mark think!

Twitter screen cap but still lmao

@YuriyG lights are still on here and there been no government announcements yet

Beautiful isn't it?

@YuriyG good luck and godspeed gents shit is about to get hanky panky

T minus 24 hours...

>Behind the scenes, however, Mr. Netanyahu has expressed frustration that Mossad’s promises to foment revolt in Iran have not materialized. In one security meeting days after the war began, the prime minister vented that Mr. Trump might decide to end the war any day and that Mossad’s operations had yet to bear fruit.

>Three weeks into the war, an Iranian uprising has not yet materialized. American and Israeli intelligence assessments have concluded that the theocratic Iranian government is weakened but intact, and that widespread fear of Iran’s military and police forces has dampened prospects both for nascent rebellion in the country and for ethnic militias outside of Iran to launch cross-border incursions.

>“Take over your government: It will be yours to take,” Mr. Trump told Iranians in his initial address at the war’s start, after saying they should first seek shelter from the bombing.