The war footage of the Great Gyno War of the 21st century will be diaphragm rupturingly hilarious. We gave it an honest shot too, no one can say we didn't try to make it work. The mountains of baby corpses, miscegenations and NAXALTs are testament to that. Future generations can always reference our Age as a cautionary tale, so it wasn't all in vain. It served a purpose, just a pity that we had front-row seats to it.