Based Bagel @[email protected]

Don't judge me but I have a fantastic lifehack.

I blocked all porn sites on my laptop a little while ago and COMPLETELY forgot how I did it.

Haven't watched porn in over a month now because I couldn't be bothered to unblock it.

Sometimes to quit bad habits you don't need much willpower, you just need to make them a little harder to do

I know dehumanizing is supposed to be bad thing, and in most cases it is.

However dehumanizing normies has done WONDERS for my mental health.

Watching them bumble through life the same way I would watch a pigeon or a squirrel is calming, funny almost endearing activity.

The lousiest bitch in the world does not hold a candle to the danger of an envious man.

COme on @Tfmonkey penis nipplevore?! Bro I was EATING.

I could have gone my whole life without knowing about that...

If you're getting what you want out of life you're not a loser.

Don't let anyone gaslight you otherwise.

I agree with you in principle but it's too late.

Most of my inner circle has at least been DOUBLE BOOSTED... It's a sad state of affairs.

Never in my life did I think I would hear TFM say "Kudos to the Taliban" 😂

It's a shame big tech is cucked I would LOVE to see some normies react to this constitutional

So SBF stole 8 billion and is out on bail for 250 million on house arrest in MANSION. This is BULLSHIT!

Is racism natural?

Change my mind:

The only way to fix shithole countries is to Genghis Khan everyone who doesn't get with the program.

Many moons ago I was arguing with some normie about how women can't drive as well as men due to their slower reaction speed, fine motor control etc.

3 months later a girl crashed his car... And he STILL hasn't changed his mind one bit.

Some people just can't be saved

POV: You're a glowie tasked with alt tech recon looking for domestic terrorists and all you're seeing is philosophy and anime titties

I've had multiple offers rescinded due to the vaccine. I'm ok with that. We are the resistance.

Why don't people realize if enough of us just REFUSED we wouldn't have to put up with this bullshit?

Bonus Tip:

Start reading books.

Normies will think you're a genius because they don't read.

You can be useful by telling them what you read. Books are free, so you have no excuse.

2.1 Get a library card

2.2 Get the Overdrive/Libby/Hoopla app on your phone.

2.3 Listen to audiobooks while doing chores/driving etc.

Now you have friends and can influence normies for FREE

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1. Be entertaining.- Most people's lives are boring as shit, and they will want you in their life if you're fun to be around

Action steps:
Look up lesser known standup comedians and remix their jokes to practice being more witty/entertaining.

2. Be useful

This one is for you humans. Find someone you want to be around and see where you can help them out.

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How to win friends and influence normies:

When I was young, I had a hard time making friends.

As a bagel I was too short for rides, wasn't skilled at any sports and couldn't play video games for shit.

But now I have a 2-step formula for making friends and influencing normies.

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I got a cool to the touch memory foam pillow from target and it's comfortable but it stinks like a hard working WHORE!

Anyone have any ideas?