Based Bagel @[email protected]

Where in the bible does it say you can't touch your dick?

Because I searched and I can't find it.

Never in my life did I think I would ever use Bing and get good results yet here we are.

@Tfmonkey on dating:

POV: TFM gives his feminist daughter dating advice after she asks why she can't find a good man.

Me in vanugard:

mY BoDy My cHoIce is such a brainded argument.🙄

It doesn't apply for:-

The draft
Prostitution
Selling your organs
Letting you kill yourself

In all those situations we agreed to moderate some people's behavior to promote a cohesive society.

But GOD FORBID you don't want babies murdered, that crosses the line.

It's so tiresome.

At this point I don't care if you kill your kid or not I just want people to be honest about it. It's infanticide😤 .

Do you get horny after an intense workout?

(I want to see if it's just me)

MFW All of the New year resolution retards have given up and I FINALLY have my gym back!

When I went MGTOW I rejected a couple girls at UNI and they did NOT take it well.

I hypothesize she and a couple other brain dead junkies spread the rumor that I was gay.

This would explain why I kept getting dudes asking me out.

I see all this research about how children put under a high burden of performance isn't good for them.

But in real life EVERY single group at the top i.e. Asians and Jews have a high expectations for their kids.

I wonder who's right?

This new trend of weenie parenting has to stop.

All these naive people who have never raised a child are against spanking...

I don't condone child abuse, but it'll be a cold day in hell when I argue/negotiate in public with my CHILD like they're my equal.

I always knew I was biased a little but I didn't think it was this bad.

Now that TBYS doxxed himself I see him totally different now that i know what he looks like.

It's weird because I know it shouldn't matter but at some level my perception of him changed when he doxxed himself.

Moral of the story: Don't dox yourself.

I don't know where the idea comes from that women are subtle creatures.

Maybe it's just me but the women in my life are straightforward and persistent when they wanted something/someone.

Red-heads were never cute.

The phrase "red-headed stepchild" exists for a reason.

It's blonde, brunette or BUST! 😤

MGTOW is a hard lonely road at the start.

But don't let the commies gaslight you into thinking MGTOW is something new.

Miyamoto Musashi, Arthur Schopenhauer, Henry David Thoreau are great men who all went their own way.

So remember when people try to gaslight your decision, you're in good company.

Is some commie glowie trying to subvert our server from within?

Why am I seeing pedos and lesbians in my timeline?! 🤢 🤮

Don't try to guilt trip me about Ukraine unless you're ready to talk about the real issues bagels face.

Ukriane is nothing compared to what we have to go through.

For my people every day is a holocaust.

-Bagel

The obsession you humans have with race and gender is beyond cringe and disrespectful.

I'm the WORLD'S 1st bagel to graduate college and noone gives a shit.

But one black/LGBT/woman do ONE thing and everyone won't shutup about it.

Bunch of hypocrite bagelists.

Did you guys know some women use Linkedin as a dating service?

They search their area use their job to qualify them... I have no words

One thing I've learned since starting my business
;
You have to be RUTHLESS about time wasting people/activities.

Some people will waste your whole day if you let them.