Based Bagel @[email protected]

Government workers are living proof why sloth is a sin

One thing I didn't realize I miss about having a woman around:

Being brought back down to earth when ruminating on abstract concepts.

I have fond memory of being lost in deep thought and a girl asks me what i think about some boots lol

Didn't think I'd miss that but It came to mind when reading Schopenhauer.

Opinion:

Mia Khalifa CLEARLY suffers from some kind of identity disorder as she speaks incoherently and constantly contradicts herself.

She also hates herself, has low self esteem and in my opinion is being propped up by some CIA operation to fuck with muslims.

I know it sounds crazy but Her popularity doesn't make sense considering how mid she is.

Also Fucking pornstars in NOT flex. They have fractured minds, low self esteem and troubled pasts.

This was painful to watch

Q and A time:

This bitch told Mia Khalifa she's an inspiration to modern feminism for exposing the porn industry? Please TWRA now!

She said porn descriptions are racist and perpetuate violence...

Someone asked about sex dolls...

She doesn't like meme culture and sees it as more dangerous than a nipple or curse word.

Female Student asked a pornstar how to stand her ground...

Oxford, how the mighty have fallen.

I heard that they let hoes in the army to cut down on rape which makes no sense to me.

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy prostitutes wherever the guys are at than feed, clothe and house all these women doing jack shit for the war effort?

I read a story about about some dude who got kicked out of school for sexual harassment.

It's just tragic.

I looked him up The guy was CLEARLY just a persistent unattractive autist, but he doesn't fit the bill of a rapist.

I'll never understand how females find it easier to call the police/dean of a school than tell the guy to fuck off.

Now this dude could have a criminal record for being ugly.

If the females in my life called the cops every time I was awkward I'd be under the jail.

I don't want more money so I can flex on people.

I want more money so I can travel to interesting people, worth with people who aren't psychotic and pay to exclude myself the nonsense.

My favorite welfare excuses:

1. "I DESERVE this money after all this country has done to me."

2. "This $ makes up for what my employer underpays me."

3. " I paid into the system and dammit I'm getting my payout" Boomers"

What are your favorite welfare excuses?

Bagel's Law:

"Anything that can be bitched about, will be bitched about. No matter how trivial the matter"

- Based Bagel

Bagel's Law is why I can't stand people with anxiety.

It's like talking to chicken little and their weenie-like nature rubs off on you.

The term conspiracy theorist was coined to counter anyone who questioned the government.

The psy-op worked so well that even when you tell people the origin of the term they don't care.

You're still a crazy conspiracy theorist.

Diehard was fantastic!

I hadn't been to the movies in years but I went on Aaron Clarey's recommendation and it didn't disappoint.

Destiny is proof making millions doesn't make you smart.

Exhibit A: Enters open relationship with a famous female who's been raped before

Exhibit B: Marries sed female with no prenup. Why even get married if you're in an open relationship?

Exhibit C: Uses his platform to extoll degenerate values that have never worked in a functional society ever.

It's so obvious she used him for $$ and a citizenship.

What. An. Idiot! LOLOLL

Money does buy happiness If your biggest problems stem from people you're financially dependent on.

@UncleIroh I didn't forget I'm reading the 1st couple chapters of 200 years together now.

Ngl I probly won't finish it because its long as hell but at least I'm being honest LOL

Saw a video of guys joking about how men disappear when they get a girlfriend and then come back after they break up they tease him and let him back in the group.

I don't know why but it triggered me into a stunlock.

FUCK THAT!

I will NEVER forgive anyone who ghosts after they get some pussy. and then tries to come back after she dumps his ass.

I REFUSE to be a pussy pit stop.

Due to fear of vaccine shedding, From now on I will no longer fuck bitches raw with 1 exception.

Goth bitches.

Which I won't fuck at all because they're so mid its not even worth the risk.

That is all.

I can't stress the importance of having habits that build something.

A year a go I made a crude animation of TFM and since then I've been paid thousands of dollars for my videos.

All of this stemmed from glorified meme-making in my free time.

Make it a habit to have a hobby that creates something.

You'll be shocked at what people will buy.

I know I was.

MFW I realized prohibition directly correlates to women getting the right to vote.