Based Bagel @[email protected]

Dear Cathedral,

I know at least 1 glowie is reading this so please relay this message to your superiors.

Please give me about 5-11 more years before you try to enslave everyone.

I need more time and I dont want to fight you.

But I am ready to leave pretty soon so just hold on for a bit while I tie up some loose ends.

All good things come with time and world domination is no exception to this.

Sincerely,

Bagel

south America is looking really good right now.

I don't like Jordan Peterson but it's not fair to judge him based off his trainwreck whore of a daughter.

History is full of great people with strange/useless children.

Even in the cathedral full of braindead boomer junkies if you go back for enough in their family history you'll find great men.

I've noticed that anytime there's a war there seems to be alot of rape.

Is there something about war that brings the rapist out of people?

#freeassange

I finally got my $ back from the bitchass client that refused to pay me.

Always have a contract and do your research on people before you do business with them.

I saw my 1st homeless woman today and I didn't give a solitary fuck because as far as I could tell her pussy still works.

Homeless woman = poor pussy management

I'm not a racist but some of their
memes are funny as hell 😂

I just got a harsh reminder on why I dont go on federated anymore...

I just took a shit so big it clogged the toilet without any toilet paper.

Lord have mercy

My double boosted normie boomer parents want me to come visit hem.

I know theyre going to die soon but they're insufferable to talk to and kinda crazy.

Do you think I should pay them a visit?

DO NOT overdose on elderberry gummies.

I ate 6 because they tasted good and it made me horny as hell.

You've been warned

I'm trying to touch grass more and use the Internet less.

but it's next to impossible for me to have interesting conversations outside of the Internet.

😕

@UncleIroh I'm still looking into it at the moment but there's definitely some funny stuff going on with Zionist Jews specifically.

I still think the root of the problem is welfare and women's rights, but the fact that you can't even TALK about obvious things like jewish influence in media without serious backlash gives me pause.

The best investments I've made in the past 90 days:

1. Air purifier: Most people live in the city so your air quality is probably shit.

Ever since I got an air purifier my allergies went away.

2. Gigabit internet: If you work online you should have the fastest internet you can afford.

In 2023 I don't have time for buffering.

3. Essential oil diffuser

I know it sounds gay but it makes your house smell good and I find them relaxing.

What's the craziest thing a bitch has said to you sober?

Here's my top 3:

3. Some bitch told me a gay fanfic she wrote of me and my friend in gory detail while I was EATING.

I almost lost my lunch. 🤢

2. "I wanna eat cock!" - A bitch at my UNI says randomly.

I was speechless.

1. "Am I RAPEABLE?" -

A pint size girl said this to me calmly like she was asking the time of day.

I sad "WTF did you say?!" and she DOUBLED DOWN asking me again.

CRAZIEST shit I've heard to this day! 🤯

I'm happy to report that a dickhead who tried to exposed my opinions on women's rights is now fully vaccinated.

"Vengeance is mine says the Lord."

ALWAYS have a contract.

I had a client that for some reason just refused to pay me out of the blue after being unresponsive.

I'm going through arbitration right now but DAMN it's expensive.

I almost wanna just say fuck it and let it go but I'm in too deep now.

Even if I win I'll only get about 1/3 of the money I should have.

I know I should pick my battles but what can I say I'm petty about my money.🤷‍♂️

I bet you won't hear any business "guru" talking about this.

Such is life.