Based Bagel @[email protected]

I don't want more money so I can flex on people.

I want more money so I can travel to interesting people, worth with people who aren't psychotic and pay to exclude myself the nonsense.

My favorite welfare excuses:

1. "I DESERVE this money after all this country has done to me."

2. "This $ makes up for what my employer underpays me."

3. " I paid into the system and dammit I'm getting my payout" Boomers"

What are your favorite welfare excuses?

Bagel's Law:

"Anything that can be bitched about, will be bitched about. No matter how trivial the matter"

- Based Bagel

Bagel's Law is why I can't stand people with anxiety.

It's like talking to chicken little and their weenie-like nature rubs off on you.

The term conspiracy theorist was coined to counter anyone who questioned the government.

The psy-op worked so well that even when you tell people the origin of the term they don't care.

You're still a crazy conspiracy theorist.

Diehard was fantastic!

I hadn't been to the movies in years but I went on Aaron Clarey's recommendation and it didn't disappoint.

Destiny is proof making millions doesn't make you smart.

Exhibit A: Enters open relationship with a famous female who's been raped before

Exhibit B: Marries sed female with no prenup. Why even get married if you're in an open relationship?

Exhibit C: Uses his platform to extoll degenerate values that have never worked in a functional society ever.

It's so obvious she used him for $$ and a citizenship.

What. An. Idiot! LOLOLL

Money does buy happiness If your biggest problems stem from people you're financially dependent on.

@UncleIroh I didn't forget I'm reading the 1st couple chapters of 200 years together now.

Ngl I probly won't finish it because its long as hell but at least I'm being honest LOL

Saw a video of guys joking about how men disappear when they get a girlfriend and then come back after they break up they tease him and let him back in the group.

I don't know why but it triggered me into a stunlock.

FUCK THAT!

I will NEVER forgive anyone who ghosts after they get some pussy. and then tries to come back after she dumps his ass.

I REFUSE to be a pussy pit stop.

Due to fear of vaccine shedding, From now on I will no longer fuck bitches raw with 1 exception.

Goth bitches.

Which I won't fuck at all because they're so mid its not even worth the risk.

That is all.

I can't stress the importance of having habits that build something.

A year a go I made a crude animation of TFM and since then I've been paid thousands of dollars for my videos.

All of this stemmed from glorified meme-making in my free time.

Make it a habit to have a hobby that creates something.

You'll be shocked at what people will buy.

I know I was.

MFW I realized prohibition directly correlates to women getting the right to vote.

Normies are waiting until new years to nEw YEaR nEw mE for 2 weeks and slide back into mediocrity.

Get started now, improve every day and leave the normies in the dust.

So the recession knocked me on my ass and I lost all my clients....

Moral of the story don't quit your dayjob I gusss.

Laugh at me if you want IDGAF i took a risk.

I have no regrets and no debt.

Yet another person I know just stroked out and not a SINGLE normie blames the vaccine yet.

Are these people really this dense or are they just in too deep and don't want to admit it?

I'm going back on an indefinite hiatus.

I'm so glad I stumbled upon this community, it's amazing how much fun censor-free communities can be.

I'm back from my hiatus to give a vax update..

One of my coworkers has had a stroke/aneurysm.

So you guys be careful out there this long covid/hot tea is no joke 😂