Based Bagel @[email protected]

Imagine if HR didn't exsi and companies just did testing based on real-world scenarios and did paid trial runs.

We'd save SO much money nad time everyone could get a 10% raise while making no more money.

i can't watch youtubers anymore claiming there's nothing you can do about crazy females.

Yes there is!

It's called slapping the shit out of them with love!

People say you should never hit a women like it wouldn't solve our etiquette problem TOMORROW.

I wish I could join a modern monk's order where you could still fuck bitches. and have wifi

If content creators on the right had 1/2 a dick they would explore sex dolls as a way to cure porn addiction.

If they did that I would take their finger-wagging at demoralized men more seriously.

I hate this bitchmade tyranny.

Why can't it be in your face like the movies?

We could all meet up and do a training montage.

Then track down and take out the elite, dust our hands off and call it a day.

It would be so cool!

But NOOOO they wanna do social negineering, medical experiments and money manipulation.

Happy Humble Hermit is now compromised.

He said he showed his left-leaning girlfriend his channel, books, and sex dolls...

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!

You may as well dox yourself now because the moment she decides she doesn't like him anymore she's gonna dox him an call him a soggy-kneed abusive, domestic terrorist.

What was the point of being anon if you're just going to tell the 1st bitch that blows you?

I still wish the best for him despite his fatal mistake

10. We DO NOT RUN the world. We do not attend satanic booty eating rituals. (Most of us anyway)

The gov at anytime can royally fuck us in the ass if they feel like regardless if we did anything wrong.

we don't have PR to make us look good all the time so slander is a big deal as it deters future clients.

We are people just like you who chose a different path in life.

Thanks for reading.

Let me know if I missed anything.

7. You don't need to spend $ to support me. An honest google review or a recommendation means the world to a small biz owner.

8. PLEASE don't try to tell me how to run my business if you haven't done it. I know you're trying to help but most of the time the advice is useless. I also didn't go into business so I could be told what to do.

9. Try to solve problems with me 1st. Noone like being blindsided with some lawsuit/regulatory complaint or chargeback. Just emali me and I'll make it right.

3. We DON'T pay less taxes than you, we pay MORE. Those special deduction don't do shit for nothing as a small biz

4. Stop asking us for free product/service/consultation. It's disrepsectful"

I don't ask you to do your job for free as it's an insult to your hard-won expertise.

5.If you want to work with/partner with me you better have a DAMN good pitch or don't bother.

6. I'm not ignoring you I'm always working. Even if I'm at some dinner you never know where the next client may come from.

People see business owners the way women see men.

They only see the top 20% and ignore everyone else and it's so frustrating.

So I feel the need to set the record straight as I've been in business for almost a year.

1. Most business are SMALL. We don't have much runway. So stop ripping us off assuming we can take the hit, we cant.

2. If we seem greedy/cheap please see #1. We have no safety net so if we go under we're SOL. So we can't waste money.

TO be continued....

Government workers are living proof why sloth is a sin

One thing I didn't realize I miss about having a woman around:

Being brought back down to earth when ruminating on abstract concepts.

I have fond memory of being lost in deep thought and a girl asks me what i think about some boots lol

Didn't think I'd miss that but It came to mind when reading Schopenhauer.

Opinion:

Mia Khalifa CLEARLY suffers from some kind of identity disorder as she speaks incoherently and constantly contradicts herself.

She also hates herself, has low self esteem and in my opinion is being propped up by some CIA operation to fuck with muslims.

I know it sounds crazy but Her popularity doesn't make sense considering how mid she is.

Also Fucking pornstars in NOT flex. They have fractured minds, low self esteem and troubled pasts.

This was painful to watch

Q and A time:

This bitch told Mia Khalifa she's an inspiration to modern feminism for exposing the porn industry? Please TWRA now!

She said porn descriptions are racist and perpetuate violence...

Someone asked about sex dolls...

She doesn't like meme culture and sees it as more dangerous than a nipple or curse word.

Female Student asked a pornstar how to stand her ground...

Oxford, how the mighty have fallen.

I heard that they let hoes in the army to cut down on rape which makes no sense to me.

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy prostitutes wherever the guys are at than feed, clothe and house all these women doing jack shit for the war effort?

I read a story about about some dude who got kicked out of school for sexual harassment.

It's just tragic.

I looked him up The guy was CLEARLY just a persistent unattractive autist, but he doesn't fit the bill of a rapist.

I'll never understand how females find it easier to call the police/dean of a school than tell the guy to fuck off.

Now this dude could have a criminal record for being ugly.

If the females in my life called the cops every time I was awkward I'd be under the jail.

I don't want more money so I can flex on people.

I want more money so I can travel to interesting people, worth with people who aren't psychotic and pay to exclude myself the nonsense.

My favorite welfare excuses:

1. "I DESERVE this money after all this country has done to me."

2. "This $ makes up for what my employer underpays me."

3. " I paid into the system and dammit I'm getting my payout" Boomers"

What are your favorite welfare excuses?

Bagel's Law:

"Anything that can be bitched about, will be bitched about. No matter how trivial the matter"

- Based Bagel

Bagel's Law is why I can't stand people with anxiety.

It's like talking to chicken little and their weenie-like nature rubs off on you.

The term conspiracy theorist was coined to counter anyone who questioned the government.

The psy-op worked so well that even when you tell people the origin of the term they don't care.

You're still a crazy conspiracy theorist.