dudgeon @[email protected]

Thank you for reading my story @37712

I used to LOVE reading dystopian novels as a kid and thought it'd be cool to live on one.

And now I am and I feel cheated.

Where's my girlfriend and superpowers?😕

It was supposed to go like:

1. A united group of misfits and we all gain superpowers

2. We warn everyone the gov is trying to kill them.

3. We rise up and slay the perpetrators.

But in real life you just get called a right wing extremist and noone gives a shit as they watch people die around them...

So anti-climatic

If you want to know if any of your friends are pedophiles, text them "HAPPY CNY"

If they respond with "what's CNY" you can tell them it means Chinese New Year, and your friend isn't a pedophile.

If they respond with 😭 😭 😭 then you're friend is a pedophile.

Like zoinks scoob, did Allah really promise us 72 scooby snacks?

#DeathOfNWO #Hyperinflation #GreatAwakening #TrustThePlan