@houseoftolstoy @Tfmonkey @houseoftolstoy @Tfmonkey is the "thirty minutes or less" thing real anywhere today? i feel like that was only real for one year in the 90s and probably only one pizza chain in one city

@houseoftolstoy @Tfmonkey ayyyy ima new yorker ova hea. That mama mia "authentic" italiano bullshit is fucking nonsense. We got that thin crust, evenly portioned beautiful pizza ova hea and it's fucking fuhgetaboutit quality outta dis world

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You forgot dominoes also has buttered crust. Such a nice surprise.

Pizza ain’t I-talian….. it’s’Murican

@houseoftolstoy @Tfmonkey dominos is really the best pizza