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Tonight’s double feature MFKZ on Prime and the first Deadpool, I recommend some Dr Pepper with some spiced captain Morgan’s rum 2 1/2 fingers then a beer Coors light banquet and top off the night with the remaining Jack Daniels maybe three fingers left in the fifth
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@Tfmonkey @MrpoopyButhole @Mike_Microwave Im so glad I'm drunk for this moment. I've been smiling for over a minute now.
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@Tfmonkey can't tell if you're trolling. If not, I expect you to make a full report to your commanding officer (Halsey), soldier.
@ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey just so we’re clear, it wouldn’t be news if the shopkeeper was male?
@Stahesh The majority of the time you don’t quit your job, you quit your boss/manager.
Some history of Israel from the perspective of a British Jew.
As they say, history is written by the winners.
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@Tfmonkey *breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@Tfmonkey @mrhorsetwat @VooDooMedic
Last pic be like: "I'm gonna review this one so hard he he he oh yes I will."
@ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic is it just me or does this subject “cums” up way more than necessary?
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@Tfmonkey Thank you for taking the opportunity to remind everyone @VooDooMedic is a gay man who shares vaginas with other dicks and stares men in the eyes during sex and high fives them.
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STREAMING NOW
TFM Website: https://tee.fm/
Morning Constitutional Article Links: https://tee.fm/morning-constitutional-articles/
Stream Links:
Entropy: https://entropystream.live/TFMonkey
Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/TFMonkey
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/live?u=TFMonkey
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/TFMShowLIVEOdyseeStream:7
DLive: https://dlive.tv/TFMonkey
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Poor Tifum and his mountains of free sex toys. Must be so hard having a room that could larp as a sex shop.
@Stahesh oh it’s a British comedy
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@marlathetourist No it is Ace Rimmer from Red Rwarf Series 7 Episode 2 Stoke Me a Clipper
@Stahesh WTF. Is that Elvis on a flying crocodile?
Syria now shelling Wasrael.
Hamas joined by Hezbollah
Lots of old scores to settle.
https://www.youtube.com/live/nKx85ZK1l8Q?si=JDDFftEzp8Gt1y4I
@Scubbie @ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey @MrpoopyButhole Oh for heavens gate!
Testicular cancer survivor #iamjacksmedulaoblongata
Joined Sep 2023
