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If Adult Finn the Human from Adventure Time married Adult Fionna would that be incest?

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@SamHarris

at sam harris

See picture I am replying to claiming to quote someone with your name

Learn the new names of public school and college classes

geometry
retardometry

algebra
rettardebra

world history
retardorld retardory

Social science
retarded retardience

English
Retardish

Foreign languages
Retardeign retarduages

Literature
Retardarature

Gender Studies
Retarder Retardies

Health
Retardealth

Gym
Retardym

Spelling
Retardelling

Holocaust
Retardocaust

@nomebullyyou

Does Aitah in that post have a star of david hexagram rotated 90 degrees by her name?

@nomebullyyou

Gad feels like a name in some old testament translations

Is David Gad a Ashkenazi or Sephardic Jew or Muslim?

@nomebullyyou

I believe we can beat the sewage record by making it even more diverse and putting some Indians on the water committee

@bigmattoidchimpin @Zardoz

They supposedly say break a leg in ballet and or acting as a good luck greeting

Is that a good luck greeting in figure skating

I am not endorsing breaking legs by posting this comment

@shortstories @Zardoz That can work, but this isn't enough. The world will watch Winter OIympics women's curling when a woman curler cares enough to really break a leg out there, like the world's favorite female figure skater and the first American one to land a triple-axel. She's the only reason anyone knows anything about women's Winter Olympics sports competition. Thank you, Tanya Harding. You're still the GOAT in my humble opinion.
I want a pilot on my desk in a week, Johnson.
@Zardoz @shortstories I don't do women pilots. Those are very dangerous, far more dangerous than elite women figure skaters, sir. I have, however, written a cover of Joan Osborne's "What if God Was One of Us" wherein I ask the question: what if God was a woman? One who walked and flew among us, testing the first helicopters and jet planes. She wanted to take out the Bad Guys in her own self-righteous suicide, but like Christ was denied, and was last seen teaching Africans how to glide. She felt unwelcome at Home, so she died all alone, with no one to call on her on the phone, not even the Pope in Rome. Every Pope and every wimmenz pilot has been cursed ever since by God. Owned.
Did you know that Tzar Paul (St. Paul), after seeing his mother Katherine's reign, decided to bar women from from the position of Emperor forever?
@Zardoz @shortstories Good. Katherine was a fat hoe. No Fat Chicks. St. Paul understood chivalric orders and the strange death of chivalry, which occurred because fat ogre bitches who thought they were the shiz sat on it. One of my old "Russian" friends (he had a khokhol head and was not a "real Russian, but Ukrainian or some shit" according to my other Russian friend) liked to say "I think Communism was the right idea, but too advanced for us; the primitive peoples were not ready for it." I tried to tell him that this argument may apply to Jesus or someone like that, because the people who weren't ready for him just killed him, whereas the Communists killed all the people who weren't ready for Communism so that only the people who were ready for Communism were left. Ergo, you can't really say shit like that in the USA, because I'm going to remind you that the Christ-killers and the Bolshevik Jews who killed everyone are one and the same people. This argument was too advanced for his primitive Communist peasant mind, so he would say just say "Nahtzee." Anyway, I should have said Jesus and St. Paul, but I forgot that St. Paul was also too advanced for russkiye sukas.

A word for bitter when transliterated from Hebrew to English is Mara and it occurs in the book of Ruth for what Naomi calls herself

But

Make
America
Retarded
Again

Would also have MARA as an acronym and for some reason I find that entertaining and laugh when I think of that Acronym

The great Refusal has begun

The functional melancholic

youtube

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7oO5QSjD

The theatre theater of the absurd

@Zardoz

Maybe they thought basketball is popular because of all the cheating scandals and they thought they would copy it by intentionally cheating in order to get caught and be more popular

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The absolute state of "mainstream" culture....

They should have staged a "wardrobe malfunction" if they wanted attention.
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