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If Cats could flip buttons to turn lights on or off or use a mrchanism to control how bright light is

Do you think they would make it less bright then how humans make it if they have such good night eye sight allegefly

@atomic

Corn meal which as far as I know is ground corn has 0.8 grams of sugar out of 122 grams of cornmeal

https://www.nutritionix.com/food/cornmeal

So after you remove the corn seeds from the husk you should be able to get about 1 pound of sugar out of more than 100 but ltess than 200 pounds of corn if you could separate it into different components without altering it's chemistry

But if you want to get more sugar maybe they can break down the starch into sugar

Matbe cooking might break down the starch

Fun Fact

Wikipedia said Jesuits were involved in the slave trade last time I looked at an article about them

@atomic

I doubt that if they corn syrup made from organic corn it would pose any threat if people actually exercised properly based on when they consumed sugar and how much they consumed in fact I would suggest it would probably build endurance and make people healthier other than dental issues from sugar

We should find out how Jehovah Witnesses got paid to share United Nations talking points and see if we can make money the same way

While mixing in truthful content into the propaganda

And even be blatant about it

Did you know I am sponsored by the United Nations and for this commercial break I would like to share their talking points of...

I am trying the game

Steam World Heist

for free for a limited time

It said the Eoropean Union helped fund it

1 You play as robots not humans, humans are replaced by robots so far

2 It is in outer space which is fake

3 There was an environmental crisis and you have to fight for watee

All three sound like European Union talking points

@theorytoe @WoodshopHandman

They let me try the prequel to the game for free for a limited time and I could not get passed the boss hornet and decided to quit before the deadline ended figuring I will not beat the boss before the deadline

So if you beat the previous version of the game to get to the sequel then you are better at it than me

Censored villain template

Charisma 18
Strength 3
Dexterity 3
Intellogence 9
Wisdom 7
Constituition 3

Lawful Evil
Neutral Evil

Chaotic Evil + 4 to strength, dexterity & constuition - 4 to intelligence, wisdom & charisma

For the lawful evil or neutral evil package they do not do thinking work, physical work or fighting work but use their Charisma to trick other people into doing these things

For the chaotic evil package they were a murderer but got off because they were diagnosed mentally ill

@Titanbreakerkun

How does that guy's face compare to Kernel Sanders of Kentucky Fried Chicken's face

@nomebullyyou

If their parents culture comes from that country and that culture does not encourage education

Especially if their parents came in for purpose of hostile covert invasion

@Gonzo17

Also $2 per month for 225 months is $450 dollars which is less than $500 but they say the full price is $500

@Gonzo17

240 months is 20 years

228 months is 19 years

225 months is 18 years and 9 months

If someone becomes pregnant at 18 when they are first legally considered an adult for many things in the United States

And the pregnancy lasts 9 months before giving birth then

They will give birth at 18 years and 9 months

That is how long the debt will last if all payments are made on time without missing any days or paying any days early

Is this 225 then a code word with symbolic meaning?