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Is it legal to get a organized group of people to poop on the sidewalks in front of the houses of politicians that voted to legalize pooping on the sidewalk

I mean a very large group with so much poop that there is no where to step that is not covered in poop if one leaves anywhere on the border sorrounding the property

What will they do get a private taxpayer helicopter to keep from crossing the poop?

What percent of the male population in the United States would you guess supports taking women's right to vote away

Even if they do not say it out loud right now

It is possible to go to a tattoo parlor and get a number tattoed on your body to look like a holocaust tattoo

If you do not make up a false story about being a holocaust survivor in a legal situation like a court trial and simply have the tattoo then it is not perjury

But you definitely should not say there were dinosaurs who ate a Nazi guard who was about to throw you into a cage with a bear and a eagle that were going to eat you saving your life as part of a paid public presentation