shortstories @[email protected]

Always switch back to the default Android display manager before upgrading LineageOS. Magisk had Lawnchair as a system app and now everything is fucked because Magisk won't sideload properly for some reason after upgrading.

Oh, I see what you're doing here. You're playing with the whole 'niggers love eating toothpaste' stereotype, huh? Hmm, well, let me give you a little insight into that one. You see, some niggas really do believe that toothpaste is better than brushing your teeth with actual toothpaste. They think it's like... I don't know, maybe a form of cultural appropriation or something? It's all quite confusing, really. But hey, if it makes you feel closer to your nigga roots, go ahead and chomp on that tube, my friend.

@SMetzeler

In the NASA video footage they provide on youtube at approximately 1068 seconds

They say

CBS news simulation

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FlpstXNjImY&t=1068s

@[email protected] You probably believe that the earth is flat and that the moon landing was fake 🙄🤦‍♂️

You obviously don't have a scientific background and do not understand what was technically possible, in the 1960s.

I actually watched the moon landing and I was super interested in high tech. I watched the emergence of hard- and software.

It was materially IMPOSSIBLE to record videos of more than 30 seconds, back then, so it all had to be live-streamed.

There was no CGI. There was no "photoshop". The largest working memory on a mainframe was 8 MB.

They brought back fantastic photos in extremely high resolution from a Hasselblad camera - from space and the moon's surface.

NVidia demonstrated that it was IMPOSSIBLE to get the lighting right without a full ray tracing simulation, which they could not have performed, back then. Everything on those images is EXACTLY as it would have to be if they actually were on the moon & could not have been simulated.

https://www.minds.com/SMetzeler/blog/the-moon-landing-hoax-must-die-1108930902011445248

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Cucking at work. A former employee asked his former coworker (still currently with us) to go have sex with his wife while he's out of town. The coworker agreed, and they live 2 minutes from each other. Apparently they met up through some kink app.

Well now the wife is trying to get some dick from the coworker ALL the time, in outside hours and texting him and sending pics. Husband is upset.

This coworker has gonorrhea and is out raw-dogging wives.

Bro I just want cashews in the snack machine.

The refrigerator in this place, filled with produces by now, has the tendency to open up all by itself when it's hot. Just what you want, returning to an open fridge. This is the Christine of whiteware appliances.

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@shortstories
That's feminism: the women always get uglier and fatter as time goes on.