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Bill Gates wants to reduce the population of orange trees

If Bill Gates was really serious about lowering Carbon emmissions he could use the campaign slogan

God hates fags, don't burn fags, burning wood increases your carbon foot print

because I heard a fag is a log of wood people would burn

Let's try to get people who want to lower carbon emmissions to use the God Hates Fags slogan to help prevent global warming

If woman can not bear children after 45 years old, would there be any reason for doctors not to start giving women over 45 testosterone to lower risk of osteoporosis if it was legal to do so

Probably in a much lower dose than body builders who use it illegally

They sometimes give them hormones associated with women in hormone replacement therapy already but maybe testosterone even though it is associated with men might prevent osteoporosis in women better

I am not making a medical claim

Claims new users tend to become dissapointed with whatever steroid dose they start with after 6 months and that steroids due not tend to make people more happy in the long term beyond 6 months because the body adjusts to resist the drug

Claims steroids will actually make it more difficult to achieve goals in some specific cases

Warns about problems with water retention and increased appetite for those who do not want to gain weight

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1PZowF3Xh3o

Job recruiters complain that people say Hello when answering the phone

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3i5r5_Pw_sY

What is the black crime rate on Martin Luther King Day compared to other days in the same month?

A clumsy black man tries to rob a store at gunpoint

A white man pulls him down and disarms him

On looking spectators pile on the white man saying he is racist and attacking a black man for no reason

The white man ends up in jail

The black man is given free money to compensate for his traumatic experience

With enough money to retire he goes and tries to rob another store at gunpoint

This is a fiction story & definitely does not happen every day in England

Government confirmed it is fiction

Saying that an alleged mass shooting is relevant today is not the same as threatening to commit a mass shooting but allegedly some people tried to imply it is and arrested someone for saying that in the United States

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FNMsfQ4QtZM

Why lifting will never be science based

Basement Body Building

Youtube

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JNN-b7HuF8Y

Pope promotes Islam

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7g8qwyrylkA

Maybe I should have used a different word than hardest since something can be hard but break easily under compression because it is brittle

Maybe I should have said most difficult instead of more difficult because there were more than two choices