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Could the door they walked through be called a pizza gate?

How should you pronounce the Ibu in Ibuprofen

Answet 1 Eye Bee You

Answer 2 Eye Bee the U is silent

Answer 3 Eye Boo

Answer 4 Other

Personally, if I wanted this endless war shit I would have voted for Lindsey Graham or Jeb Bush.

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Corona Virus mRNA vaccine test for Bovine project end date 2026 September

I might have previously posted March of 2026 but my memory might have been wrong resulting in an earlier date

https://web.archive.org/web/20251121095234/https://portal.nifa.usda.gov/web/crisprojectpages/1027610-novel-mrna-vaccine-technology-for-prevention-of-bovine-respiratory-syncytial-virus.html

Any medicine, food, soap, deodernant, tooth paste, nutritional supplements or shampoo that you purchase after that date which contain meat or milk from Bovine might also contain an mRNA vaccine

i spoke with the robots and even the robots were horrified at my curse stack.

ada & smalltalk.

it's just right somehow.

U.S. on track for record-breaking annual number of measles cases https://twp.ai/E6G2z7

Message to all media commentators:

If you're now saying, 'well, of course, the Greens policies will now be subject to some proper scrutiny'.... let me suggest you subject Reform UK Ltd to the same rigorous scrutiny, not keep giving them a free pass on their various (and objectionable) policy stances!

But, lets be clear, attacking the Green Party of England & Wales while waving Reform UK Ltd through scrutiny, actually plays to the Greens' analysis of politics.

#politics #Greens

CORVIDS AGAINST HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE 🖤🐦‍⬛

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Got a call to participate in a 5 minute survey about celebrities.

"I don't care about celebrities, let me know if they're armed and marching for freedom, otherwise fuck off. Thanks"

@Robert_Edwardly If it is a Forever war, the base will turn on Trump in due time and we'll have a Newsom and/or Kamala 2028 presidential win

Do female humans even like male humans?

AsmonGold and ShoeOnHead explain

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=41u4d_ktIsc

AsmonGold said something like although women criticise men's preferences of women it would be wrong for men to criticise women's preferences of men because women do not prefer men they prefer

This is not the real Jim Carrey? Come on Join us |
https://fixvxcancel.com/mylordbebo/status/2027472750030327818

Differences in Frequency of Violence and Reported Injury Between Relationships With Reciprocal and Nonreciprocal Intimate Partner Violence - PMC https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1854883/

Domestic Violence Research – PARTNER ABUSE STATE OF KNOWLEDGE PROJECT (PASK): The world's largest domestic violence research data base, 2,657 pages, with summaries of 1700 peer-reviewed studies. https://domesticviolenceresearch.org/

Americans say the state should know your bank account balance if you know the bank account balance of the government.

the nukes were moved out, it was a whole deal of political maneuvering to get the strategic command out of the region