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Did you know that Tzar Paul (St. Paul), after seeing his mother Katherine's reign, decided to bar women from from the position of Emperor forever?

@Zardoz @shortstories Good. Katherine was a fat hoe. No Fat Chicks. St. Paul understood chivalric orders and the strange death of chivalry, which occurred because fat ogre bitches who thought they were the shiz sat on it. One of my old "Russian" friends (he had a khokhol head and was not a "real Russian, but Ukrainian or some shit" according to my other Russian friend) liked to say "I think Communism was the right idea, but too advanced for us; the primitive peoples were not ready for it." I tried to tell him that this argument may apply to Jesus or someone like that, because the people who weren't ready for him just killed him, whereas the Communists killed all the people who weren't ready for Communism so that only the people who were ready for Communism were left. Ergo, you can't really say shit like that in the USA, because I'm going to remind you that the Christ-killers and the Bolshevik Jews who killed everyone are one and the same people. This argument was too advanced for his primitive Communist peasant mind, so he would say just say "Nahtzee." Anyway, I should have said Jesus and St. Paul, but I forgot that St. Paul was also too advanced for russkiye sukas.

https://mnhopkins.blogspot.com/2026/02/turn-new-pagea-quotation-by-peter-deunov.html

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The absolute state of "mainstream" culture....

They should have staged a "wardrobe malfunction" if they wanted attention.

Newsflash: Ukraine is losing the war!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WJNZoQndKJw

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1870901532946341888

@Bernard @noticernews

Nothing says that you are not an enemy as much as putting anyone that calls you an enemy in prison.

Corrupt Wildlife Cop Makes a HUGE Mistake and the State Governor Steps In! https://youtube.com/watch?v=rtH0-6AsMhE

If you don't support Israel your anti-semitic but if you support India your anti-septic unless you add a phrase to clarify what you mean like "I support India cleaning up it's act"

Cop Drops Unconscious Teen on Face: The Bryce Masters Incident (Full Story) https://youtube.com/watch?v=mTf6aA34Ivk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uNr8KF0hZYc

Ballet Slang

A lot of long french phrases shortened by English speakers to things that do not make sense in French

And 5 or 5 or And - start

Merde - There are a lot of people so good luck - Poop - People have horses that poop so horse poop means a lot of people came on horse to watch the show

At the current rate, the next round of negotiations won't happen. I think the U.S. (and #Iran) have both already drawn their conclusions.

Video about how AI failed to replace people.

https://youtu.be/TYe9DSPuCaE?

It is not the end... It is merely the beggining!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9OhRVdXFaqI

How Japan went from MIRACLE to DISASTER? | Economic Case study

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z50CkyyKEd4