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any year now we’ll be chugging flavorless soylent while our self-driving teslas ferry us to our wework spaces and then the tesla will go make passive income ferrying other, less successful software developers to their weworks while they drink huel, and there somehow won’t be any traffic or accidents or land pirates attacking cars and nothing will ever get hacked except my gut biome

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putting on the white makeup and red nose that indicate my position as a thought leader

you know, I think the repairability of the fascist laptop might also be a lie

Have you used the new Windows feature? It's on Copilot Recall. It's literally on Copilot+. It's on Copilot Copilot with ads. It's literally on Copilot Copilot+ for Workgroups. You can probably find it on Copilot 360. Dude it's on Copilot Enterprise Edition. It's a Copilot Free for Microsoft Accounts original. It's on Copilot. You can use it on Copilot. You can go to Copilot and use it. Log onto Copilot right now. Go to Copilot. Dive into Copilot. You can Copilot it. It's on Copilot. Copilot has it for you. Copilot has it for you.

I don't think I ever used a 3rd party controller for GameCube, we played tons of Smash Bros Melee back in college and everyone just had regular controllers in purple/black/orange. N64 was weird because the default controller was kind of retarded so some of the 3rd party companies tried to improve the design. I had one of these SuperPad things and I thought it was better than the Nintendo ones at the time.

How a map mistake crreated a country that lasted 400 years

m.youtube.com/watch?v=tc4_Wz9e

It was an anarchist Utopia until too many immigrants came in

For those of you not seeing it, Karmelo Anthony is back in court for his appeal today and it is not going well at all. The prosecution originally agreed to not bring up some things because they knew the tent video was enough, in exchange the defense wasn't allowed to use some stuff it found on the Metcalf brothers. Well Karmelo's genius lawyer broke that gentleman's agreement today and now the court has learned Karmelo

- texted someone before the stabbing and said "When I stab somebody I'm gonna lick their blood off the blade."

- Karmelo's ex girlfriend was in the school's offices that morning trying to get them to help because Karmelo was stalking and threatening her

- texted someone else that morning and said "I'm lowkey on the verge of just stabbing some fucking body"

Reminder that Karmelo's lawyer somehow passed the BAR exam

❗️A Ukrainian TV host interviews a Rabbi in : "Why do Jews rarely speak Ukrainian?"The Jew replies in : "Why should we spend a couple of years relearning everything? Soon everyone here will be speaking either Russian again or Hebrew. And we already know

Two is not a quantity unless defined, here, as two trees.
What if I want two pounds?
What if I want two ounces?
What if I want two gallons?
What if I want two apples?
Two is not a real thing.
@Terry The unit-prince of drones will continue to rise with increasing sophistication as the unit price of cruise missiles continues to fall with increasing optimization until the two become one, as was foretold in the sibylline oracles.

What can slip without hurting friendship?

The coefficient of thermal expansion for volume is usually 3 times the coeficcient for expansion for length

To estimate the cube for a number between 1 and 1.1

Step 1

Subtract 1 from the number

Step 2

Multiply the quantity you calculated in step 1 by 3

Step 3

Add 1 to the number you calculated in step 2

Finished

@KingOfWhiteAmerica @shortstories This is the truth! There have been no dramatic paradigmatic breakthroughs since the old geniuses.

I think the reason is that modern physics has abandoned empirical science in favour of becoming math fueled speculation. It is pretty obvious that if you no longer check your findings against empirical reality, you will make very little real progress, but the number of "models" and inferences will grow at an explosive rate, leading to lots of waste of time.

@h4890 @shortstories

… the reason is that modern physics has abandoned empirical science in favour of becoming math fueled speculation.

Indeed, this is what has happened; but the why isn’t really clear just from looking at it. Why did physics abandon empiricism, in favor of purely mathematical models ? It’s obvious there were more physical things yet to discover. Tbh I think the reason it happened is precisely because it doesn’t make sense, to do so - it’s absurd on its face. Sensible things almost always tend to work in the White Man’s favor; and we can’t very well have that now, can we ?

@shortstories @PodunkPotato I don’t know but that it’s obvious the German establishment in the 1930s affirmed Scientific Racialist presuppositions that were abandoned and redacted throughout The West as a consequence of them losing the war - rather than based on objective merit.

Nigh every jew and their grandma claims Mengele did experiments on them; so it’s obviously a meme more than anything factual. Any actual data he obtained would not be accepted within the same paradigmatic framework he was operating within

@PodunkPotato @KingOfWhiteAmerica @shortstories Particle physics, which could be used as a weapon against Jews, fell into the hands of Jews.

See also: gun control, anti-zionism, nuclear energy, environmentalism, any form of non Marxist socialism, all major Western political parties, global finance, mainstream media, most of the internet, censorship regulations and the US first amendment...........
@PodunkPotato @KingOfWhiteAmerica @shortstories If white Americans acted the way Jews did and for the same reasons, we would have an empire that made queen Victoria sit in the corner drawing with crayons, but we let the idea of universal human equality and goodness take priority over the actual betterment of mankind, let alone the justice of God.
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