If you're a grown man, don't fucking fist bump me as a greeting.
@RoninGrey why not? If it is not in a profesional setting, I dont see the issue? A lot of ppl who I end up fist bumping they would actually prefer if we do one of those cool dud hand shakes, I rather do the fist bump
@RoninGrey @37712
>I hate this fist bump shit from fat guys
Found the problem. You're dealing with fat people. I'm also bigoted against them. Imagine having to fist bump their knuckle-less sausage links. Ugh
@ButtWorldsMan @RoninGrey @37712 It remind me something from this parody
How MEN Of Sparta Greet One Another
@Stahesh @ButtWorldsMan @RoninGrey @37712 Bro that was some gay shit
Fist bumps in celebration = yes.
As an acquaintance greeting = no.
Stand up and shake hands. That's good advice for y'all.
@RoninGrey @37712 I will not shake fat people's hands. That requires pressing their nacho chip residue buried in their palm wrinkles into my own hand.
@ButtWorldsMan @37712 rofl. When they speak you can hear the whole milk that's curdled in their throat.
@RoninGrey @37712 Literally nothing wrong with whole milk.
Luv meat
Luv milk
Luv to lift
Simple as
@ButtWorldsMan @RoninGrey @37712 Indeed there is nothing wrong with whole milk. I believe the issue is they who are obese drink the WHOLE of the milk.
@DoubleD @ButtWorldsMan @37712 I'm definitely not anti-milk or anti-whole-milk. I switched to skim only after it was recommended to me by a nurse to help with some digestive issues. Lol I was just trying to create a mental image of thick cream stuck in a fat's throat when they speak all nasally and out of breath.
If I'd said "buttermilk-covered throat" y'all would have complained about how buttermilk is yummy and how dare I be against it and still missed my attack point of ridicule.
@RoninGrey @DoubleD @37712 I don't care about buttermilk curse it all you want.
@RoninGrey @ButtWorldsMan @37712 You'll hear no criticisms from me. I got your point, and any dairy-throated individual has made mistakes to come to that point.
@ButtWorldsMan @RoninGrey @37712 Absolutely.
@PatriarchsHittingMarks @ButtWorldsMan @RoninGrey I dont know why but I love milk and I drink at least one big glass of milk every day
@ButtWorldsMan @RoninGrey I would rather fist bump the knuckless sausage fingers than shake their greasy cheeto puff stinky fingers and greasy sweaty palm.
@37712 In short, I don't respect that and I don't feel respected by it unless we've just killed a bunch of communists together on the battlefield.
@37712 I am becoming more and more against childish and black culture. If you're a friend and we've been through some shit together, I'll take a handshake-hug combo. I hate this fist bump shit from fat guys who think they're "bro-ing" me.
I'm overreacting. But I'm so tired of low-brains and cultural deterioration.
I need a nap. I'm a grumpy old man.