Does anyone have any ideas about how to clear my head of the dead skin flakes trapped under my hair without completely shaving my head and clearing it and starting the hair growth process again naturally

@VooDooMedic A scalp massage and a good shampoo will fix that. Go to a salon and have them do it for you. $15-25 USD, and you're good to go. Make sure your beautician either thinks you're attractive or thinks you're gay though so she doesn't try to hurry you along; you want it done right.

@DoubleD how the fuck do i do that

@VooDooMedic Do what, make the beautician think you're attractive? You already have that covered, I'm sure. 😉

How do you make the beautician think you're gay? Relax and drop in a little behaviour of an effeminate bottom, but don't over do it. Only go this route if you're dressed for it too. I don't recommend this route generally unless you are good at acting.

@DoubleD @VooDooMedic the best way to convince her he's gay would be to tell her about his sex parties.

@ButtWorldsMan @DoubleD that'd get me arrested or at the very least kicked out

@VooDooMedic @DoubleD But there's a chance she'll become aroused. You never know until you try. You don't have to pretend to be gay when you already are.

@ButtWorldsMan @DoubleD

@VooDooMedic @DoubleD You go into the shop and make a declaration: "Madam, I am a homosexual and my scalp needs immediate attention."

That's the safest option.

@ButtWorldsMan @VooDooMedic @DoubleD I’d take it a step further. Identify as a woman, talk about all the golden retrievers you fucked and how ridiculous the cost of peanut butter rose