@VooDooMedic A scalp massage and a good shampoo will fix that. Go to a salon and have them do it for you. $15-25 USD, and you're good to go. Make sure your beautician either thinks you're attractive or thinks you're gay though so she doesn't try to hurry you along; you want it done right.
@DoubleD how the fuck do i do that
@DoubleD @VooDooMedic the best way to convince her he's gay would be to tell her about his sex parties.
@VooDooMedic @ButtWorldsMan Yeah, you know how it works: You don't talk about things you do in scenes with the uninitiated.
@DoubleD @ButtWorldsMan spot on, there you go you're learning
@VooDooMedic @DoubleD But there's a chance she'll become aroused. You never know until you try. You don't have to pretend to be gay when you already are.
@VooDooMedic @DoubleD You go into the shop and make a declaration: "Madam, I am a homosexual and my scalp needs immediate attention."
That's the safest option.
@ButtWorldsMan @VooDooMedic @DoubleD I’d take it a step further. Identify as a woman, talk about all the golden retrievers you fucked and how ridiculous the cost of peanut butter rose
@Mike_Microwave @VooDooMedic @DoubleD I don't know that's a bit too generic. He's Australian. Here's another plan. He goes in smiling, doing his autism laugh at their dumb woman comments or whatever. Then tells them he's afraid of spiders and insects and that he has to call his boyfriend for help whenever he sees a spider on the wall.
That Australian woman will definitely think: "oh yea this guy is a complete faggot."
@ButtWorldsMan Here I am trying to help with cosmetological needs, and you lot do... this.
@ButtWorldsMan @DoubleD that'd get me arrested or at the very least kicked out