Does anyone have any ideas about how to clear my head of the dead skin flakes trapped under my hair without completely shaving my head and clearing it and starting the hair growth process again naturally
@VooDooMedic A scalp massage and a good shampoo will fix that. Go to a salon and have them do it for you. $15-25 USD, and you're good to go. Make sure your beautician either thinks you're attractive or thinks you're gay though so she doesn't try to hurry you along; you want it done right.
@DoubleD was wondering what your response would be. You did not disappoint 👏 have a reward
https://youtu.be/4Tr0otuiQuU?si=yyLdbIuusDqVczlM
@VooDooMedic Thank you. That was the first song I learned on the piano!
@DoubleD the whole thing? Impressive
@DoubleD also another unknown classic that's used a lot
https://youtu.be/tF5kr251BRs?si=PQR8trMEBHRoYH21
Keep your volume low
@VooDooMedic @DoubleD "Surprise Symphony" sounds like the kind of shit my old Music Theory professor would try to pull.
"It's writin' time, bitches! Pray you don't use parallel fifths!"
What kind of shampoo do you use?
There are special types that help prevent dandruff.
@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu @DoubleD i tried those, and it doesn't work currently using an herbal one. I'll take a photo when im home from work
@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu @VooDooMedic Go to the salon and find out what they use, then research online to find the generic version. One of the best ways to turn a normal decent shampoo into an invigorating shampoo is tea tree oil, but only a small amount. For anti-dandruff, your diet matters more. Plenty of animal fats/oils will help keep your skin in good condition.
@DoubleD @VooDooMedic the best way to convince her he's gay would be to tell her about his sex parties.
@ButtWorldsMan @DoubleD that'd get me arrested or at the very least kicked out
@VooDooMedic @ButtWorldsMan Yeah, you know how it works: You don't talk about things you do in scenes with the uninitiated.
@DoubleD @ButtWorldsMan spot on, there you go you're learning
@VooDooMedic @DoubleD But there's a chance she'll become aroused. You never know until you try. You don't have to pretend to be gay when you already are.
@VooDooMedic @DoubleD You go into the shop and make a declaration: "Madam, I am a homosexual and my scalp needs immediate attention."
That's the safest option.
@ButtWorldsMan @VooDooMedic @DoubleD I’d take it a step further. Identify as a woman, talk about all the golden retrievers you fucked and how ridiculous the cost of peanut butter rose
@Mike_Microwave @VooDooMedic @DoubleD I don't know that's a bit too generic. He's Australian. Here's another plan. He goes in smiling, doing his autism laugh at their dumb woman comments or whatever. Then tells them he's afraid of spiders and insects and that he has to call his boyfriend for help whenever he sees a spider on the wall.
That Australian woman will definitely think: "oh yea this guy is a complete faggot."
@Mike_Microwave @VooDooMedic @DoubleD here's DoubleD watching this whole conversation
@ButtWorldsMan Here I am trying to help with cosmetological needs, and you lot do... this.
@VooDooMedic If you're not feeling up to acting, don't worry about it.
@VooDooMedic Do what, make the beautician think you're attractive? You already have that covered, I'm sure. 😉
How do you make the beautician think you're gay? Relax and drop in a little behaviour of an effeminate bottom, but don't over do it. Only go this route if you're dressed for it too. I don't recommend this route generally unless you are good at acting.